Whoops—I forgot Liam Neeson and Peter Sarsgard (Saarsgard? Sarsgaard? SAAAARSGAAAARD!!!!) in "Kinsey." All right, so they claim to be 3's on their "scale." Whatever, it counts. Great movie.

In all seriousness, in no particular order, and by no means exhaustive:

@Oscar Leroy

I know I'm late to this shindig, but I was wondering if anyone was going to mention Eraserhead. That's pretty much the vibe I got, so hell no, I will not shed a tear for that.

@Skyweir That's sort of what I was getting at. If a fat doctor tells a fat patient to lose weight for his health, that doesn't make the doctor wrong, he's just not following his own advice. I get it. I was enjoying the selfish-human/selfish-vampire comparison Russell was making until I stopped to consider it a bit,…

The zero hour, Drolz. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Because I'm sure Alan Ball et al. live in modestly-sized eco-houses, grow their own food, and get on stationary bikes to power their televisions.

No high school movie marathon is complete without "Can't Hardly Wait."

Having seen Hard Candy, I think Ellen Page is definitely tough enough for the role, and it might help get her away from the Juno stamp finally. Honestly, I don't get all the hate. I like Carey Mulligan a lot, but I just think her face is too "soft" for the role—she just looks too sweet and nice, and Lisbeth is not…

All right—wrong yet awesome it is, then. I can live with it, too.

Audrey, I agree regarding Sookie. I'm not one of those folks who wants the show to slavishly follow every last tidbit of minutiae of the books, but it's as though the show has completely reduced Sookie from the, cliche as it sounds, "girly-yet-girl-power-y" chick from the books into, what I feel, is an even worse…

Naked hugs all around!

Is it wrong
that I found Sam standing there naked in a collar and leash a little, um, stimulating?

I confess I chuckled out loud when, as he was explaining how he is somewhat of a protective "mentor" to Tamesha, Angelo said, "I can see a lot of myself in her."

Well, same thing, really.

Ask Mel Gibson. He'll know.

@lover of women

@lover of women

Of course it's there on purpose. Bill said as much the first night he was kept there, asking the king why he'd imprison a "guest." It's obviously there so that whichever vamp is inside can't get out without help.

OK, consider me schooled, mea culpa, etc., etc. in the ways of baby food. I maintain my annoyance at all other aspects of the show. And I still make an exception for the fenugreek. FENUGREEK, for the love of Padma…