Have they not gone to see a big-budget Hollywood movie in the past fifteen years?

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Yeah, I saw that on AMC's website before "Ozymandias" aired. They might as well just have said, "Hey, fuck you if you think we're going to spoil the climax of our best show."

*gasps*

I've been told that conversation on the Internet can at times become uncivil.

My reaction to the Dan Akroyd tweet: Hey, that's very nice, Dan. You managed to give a good-natured tribute without saying anything insan—Dammit, you still managed to crazy it up at the end.

The end customer is already paying the provider for the bandwidth—what exactly is "fair" about the ISP being able to double-dip and restrict what end customers can receive, and at what rates, when they've already paid for a certain level of service?

The fact that Alcopheliac had to explain this joke for me didn't make it any less funny. That's the sign of a good joke.

What this role needs… is a discount Rooney Mara.

Wasn't there some Elektra movie in the early 2000s? I mean, I heard it sucked, but at least it was something.

I've always wondered how one might get the job title "futurist". Is there some sort of certificate training program for making unfounded claims about societal and technological development?

What does that even mean, to "eat us out"?

But if his douchetronium core were to melt down, it could potentially contaminate thousands of square miles with smug self-assuredness and partisanship. Do you have any idea how long it takes doucheonic isotopes to break down naturally?

Alternate Old English spelling: "wakke"

Where the hell are you, Chris? Do I have to start quoting Roger Ebert reviews to get you to come out from under your rock and start trolling this thread?

Send in… the trolls.

"The line shall be drawn HERE. This far, no further."

Six field goals and one extra point!

Huh, I thought that plot hole was unique to Pacific Rim.

Otherwise known as a "double threat" by allergy enthusiasts.