Don't they know that AVC pun threads are sacred?

I can tell this pun thread is going to be better than most other pun threads Colum-bined!

Probably less about his "modern informal jargon" and more about the complete lack of substance in his praise.

AMC is only one letter off from AVC.

Yeah, what's the point in having any "conversations", especially when the people calling for them might have opinions different than yours? Then you'd have opinions, then they'd have opinions, and other people would have different opinions.

At what point will the Xbox determine that, as a human, you're not the best adapted to beating the game you're playing, and then takes over the game and beats it instead?

Yeah, in your face Garth!

If you want an overview of historical interpretations of Jesus, and have an evening to burn, you could try the excellent PBS documentary "From Jesus to Christ: The First Christians". It was on YouTube last time I checked, and it has a badass soundtrack.

Poor analogy. Clarke fleshed The Sentinel out into a novel in conjunction with writing the screenplay with Kubrick.

Not that these movies are long (the LOTR movies were long and few nerds complain about that), but that they're longer than the source material can support. Jackson can stuff in as much appendices and CGI rabbit sled chase scenes as he likes, but that doesn't change the fact that the central story and character arcs…

The extended goblin cave fight scene was like a dungeon you're too high level for, so you just spam attack your way through without paying much attention.

"he won't save you anymore."

"so that might be an overreaction."

If Tosh is indicative of twenty first century culture, I'm just going to pack it up right now and move to a shack in Montana.

And, as we all know, human beings never ascribe symbolic or emotional importance to material objects.

Yes you finally made a paleface.

Robo-cleric absolves you of your sins… your digital sins.

Xerxes was the fat one with swords for arms, correct?

I remember watching a trailer for 300… no, wait, that was the entire movie.

The Castle section is Minecraft with a custom skin pack.