My thinking is that she goes to America, but it's all a disaster, and she's forced into a life of prostitution out on the prairie, eventually running into a dastardly old drunk named Archibald Whitman.

I'm not sure the case against Mr. Bates was so weak. In fact, it's pretty damn strong, and I'm glad (consistency-wise) that he was convicted. The problem is that we know he's so aggressively noble it's impossible, but the jury only has Lord Grantham's testimony to go off of on that, and that's rebuttable.

Mr. Bates, sadly, was not having the time of his life. The ice cream sandwich would not be invented for another 25 years.

Also, I'm not into Sleigh Bells.

Amy Poehler essentially co-hosted this episode. I like that.

I think the show was upside down - it was completely flat until Weekend Update, and then they finally got going. Bronx Beat doesn't do anything for me. The Jeremy Lin sketch without Jeremy Lin just makes it obvious that Lorne Michaels has never hired an Asian person, although there were some decent jokes in there.…

Has Cerie ever needed money? I'm not even sure if she got paid in the first place. Wasn't she an intern?

The best pizza is in Buffalo, NY. Suck it, monkeys.

Rich Eisen, a middle aged football journalist, ran a 6.2 second 40 at the combine, which is about 13 mph. And I think he was wearing a suit. So teen athletes should be fine there.

I think that was Schuester's idea. Sugar paid him to stop talking.

I think those crazy kids just might make it.

Ryan Murphy could win back all his lost goodwill if explicitly made a Community reference.

I thought this was regionals!

I'm just glad it wasn't that Warbler douchebag, whatever his name is.

He was also the original Black Frasier, moving in upstairs from the Cranes and feuding with White Frasier over snobby things.

Yeah, I like this. I don't think Karofsky is handled unrealistically, and I think I can see how Kurt's able to be sympathetic instead of creeped out. I just don't want Kurt to suddenly forget all and fall in love with him.

Am I the only one who thinks that BOTH of Rachel's dads could be Fred Armisen characters?

Sugar is a key part of turning the show from a drama to a pure comedy, which I support. I don't have to take any plots she engineers seriously, and I'm happy singing and laughing. I just don't want to be told to feel feelings that haven't been earned.

Glee is distinctly better the more it's a goofy sitcom and the less it's a show whose plotpoints and characters we have to take seriously. A story where two silly teens try to get married while everyone around them tries to stop them is fine as long as it's all Jeff Goldblum clinking glasses with Brian Stokes Mitchell…

As glad as I am that Santana and Brittany can be treated like any other couple, I'm still bothered by the show's pairing its most compelling character with its weakest. Some of those plotlines read like a love story between Santana and her child bride.