I am utterly unsympathetic towards Roman Polanski and believe firmly that he should be in jail. Most people I talk to have no patience with either.

The question isn't where, Constable, but…well, looks like this one's covered.

I think Zooey actually fits in almost too well with the cast: she's halfway between Wiig and Elliot. If you didn't know she was famous, she'd be a cast member.

Fuck the Grammys, man.  Claiming to be a victim of Chris Brown's assault, but still hiring him back?  That's shitty.

I really, really don't like hour long versions of 30 minute shows.  But if these plots were condensed down to our usual 22 minutes, I think the episode would have been fine.

Why are you so proud of that?

There needs to be some highlight reel of Jess's 40s newscaster dirty talk.

I think they've managed to keep Jess realistic.  Sitcom-realistic, of course, because it's not like she's just like real people, but she's no more extreme than your Pennies, your Nileses, or your Costanzas.  She doesn't try to charm the landlord with a day of flying kites and looking at clouds; she makes him cupcakes…

I wonder if the same kid plays Young Jess and Young Liz Lemon.  I think they were basically the same person at age 6 but went down different paths.

When Schmidt isn't in a scene, the other characters should be asking, "Where's Scmidt?"

Neither of them have personalities.  They might as well date. Mercedes current boyfriend didn't have a name for weeks and his only personality trait is being black.

Maybe they're actually too young to really remember MJ, the weird criminal.  Now he's just history - awesome pop career, later troubles. 

It's hard to be against bullying while at the same time saying that you shouldn't report bullying.  Sending Sebastian to jail would probably be too much, sure, but charges are unlikely even if he salted the slushy (for whatever that means).  But you'd think reporting it all to the principal and getting the Warblers…

It doesn't matter if you're Black or White (but you're probably white, if you're a New Direction). It seemed painfully obvious in that sequence. Also, why does that make sense? There's no racial subtext with the Warblers.

Maybe he could live in DC with his stepfather and just take the Chinatown bus up on weekends.

Burt's probably the best character on the show.  It's too bad they've decided to meaninglessly overcomplicate his character by making him Representative Hummel, the Congressman who supports music education but never goes to Washington.  Dude just came out of nowhere to win a write-in Congressional election.  He'd be a…

Was there any way that Rachel would not get a letter, from the moment she said "I hvaen't gotten one yet" instead of "Mine said no"?

He's better than Sanchez, despite being the worst QB in Ohio.

Free Mindy!

I don't think we've seen the last of Ethel.  Major Mustache will have his day.