There ain't that many smurfs in the world

YEAH SCIENCE!!!!

Who in the fuck is Riff Raff? And why does he have 2 tiny dicks on his face?

PHRASING!

The entire Gloria storyline was painful to watch, other than Jay, it was terrible.

This must be the laziest serial killer cult in history.

Way too many people overrate the character of Amy. She is what I associate with the downward trajectory of this show.

Brie Larson = Zooey Deschanel + Emma Stone

The homeless guy singing was one of the funniest things I have seen on tv in a while, just amazing!

No I mean George's girlfriend Dallas. They were sitting at a table in a restaurant and she said 'Looking good, Daddy'.

Why oh why does Dallas have to call George 'Daddy'?! It is so gross

Brad does some 'shups with the PrimeTime Players?

I agree, but I have them level with P&R, Archer and Happy Endings, at the top.

There's an ointment for that

What awesome news! Just when you think this ah-mah-zing show is dead and buried (because we can't be bothered to save it) there comes our saviour!

I think you may need to see a cardiologist. You seem to have headline-reading-induced-arrhythmia

What is/would you have as your safe word/safe phrase?

I would go as far as saying 99% of names on the visitor log would be cult members. Who else would visit a serial killer? The 1% would be the dumbass lawyer.

I never watched this show out of hate, but I never loved it either. I just watched it as it's something you can watch without engaging your brain too much, and plus Kevin Frigging Bacon!

Uh, yeah, David, I did take a whore's bath, okay? I had a one-night stand, and I didn't have time to shower. So did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush in the bathroom of an au bon pain? Yes, I did. I'm sorry that I'm a modern-day single woman who enjoys sex as much as a man. Sue me.