With all the irony oozing out of the screen around here, the rampant oblivion is odd. I think most people are pretty dumb, but you have me beat. When something is too stupid to be real, maybe it isn't and there's a piece of information you are missing that makes it not quite so astonishingly ridiculous. And…

because if you didn't watch it then you couldn't brag about hate-watching it and then people might not know how awesome your taste is and how discerning yet ironic you are.