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The Green Monkeys face off against the Magenta Tapirs.  Good stuff.

I hated George Clooney as Batman and found the whole thing cheap and excessive.

I hated George Clooney as Batman and found the whole thing cheap and excessive.

I've seen SOTO several times in the last year.  I've still got the VHS and he asks just about every time he's over.

I've seen SOTO several times in the last year.  I've still got the VHS and he asks just about every time he's over.

Blank Check was fun.  Remember how he used the voice distorter of his McIntosh computer.  Space age technology.

Blank Check was fun.  Remember how he used the voice distorter of his McIntosh computer.  Space age technology.

Fucking 3 Ninjas.

Fucking 3 Ninjas.

I remember thinking Jonathan Silverman was a handsome male role model.  A guy who "had it together."

I remember thinking Jonathan Silverman was a handsome male role model.  A guy who "had it together."

Eek.  Boston Common.  That guy with the voice.  Eek.

Eek.  Boston Common.  That guy with the voice.  Eek.

The basso profundo always stole the show.

The basso profundo always stole the show.

*pukes in mouth*

*pukes in mouth*

I remember trying to emulate JTT in an effort to win the affection of girls.

Oh, god.  Soul Man…

It was like a cheaper version of Step by Step.  Bob Saget was a less attractive Patrick Duffy.