My wife is obsessed.  She once found plastic containers filled with pre-puffed stuff at a Wal-Mart.  Apparently this product is now unavailable, but she always checks.  Hmmm….I should get her a cotton candy machine for her birthday.  Hmmm….

My wife is obsessed.  She once found plastic containers filled with pre-puffed stuff at a Wal-Mart.  Apparently this product is now unavailable, but she always checks.  Hmmm….I should get her a cotton candy machine for her birthday.  Hmmm….

Packing peanuts, actually.  Packing peanuts coated with corn syrup and light orange spray paint.

Packing peanuts, actually.  Packing peanuts coated with corn syrup and light orange spray paint.

"I said 'take a seat'!  Oh, very funny."

Math isn't stressed in schools.

I was 14 and actually bought a Jar Jar action figure.  You gotta admit the Gungan city was pretty spectacular.

Speaking of old pop-culture inspired nightmares…

Mine was the Secret of Nimh.  Still terrified by the creepy rat laboratory and still disturbed by the tiny mouse with rubella or some other fatal disease.

Suburban Commando is one of the trailers featured on the original VHS of Secret of The Ooze.  My 4 year old nephew adores SOTO, so I've seen it several times in the last year.  Great line:

Bitches.

Bitches.

Watch what you say.  Snoop Lion will bust a sacramental cap in your ass.

Watch what you say.  Snoop Lion will bust a sacramental cap in your ass.

Monica gets a hickey from a blowfish and Six shimmies to "Things that make you mmmm."  Just had an internal explosion of nineties crushes.

Monica gets a hickey from a blowfish and Six shimmies to "Things that make you mmmm."  Just had an internal explosion of nineties crushes.

Fruit and vegetable are silly classifications.  All fruits are vegetables, though not all vegetables are fruits.

Fruit and vegetable are silly classifications.  All fruits are vegetables, though not all vegetables are fruits.

His katanas were impressive and his dedication to the art of ninjitsu was admirable.

His katanas were impressive and his dedication to the art of ninjitsu was admirable.