The thing is none of us know for sure that's what you're quoting.

Don't forget to ask for extra donka doo balls.

It's inevitable when a kid is raised in a same-sounds household.

You don't negotiate with Dikachu. You strap in and feel the Gs.

Though, coincidentally, New Zealand is home to the smallest violin.

I thought it said live stream and figured it was a stream of him writing his 80-100 songs a day, as he does.

A friend of mine who lived in SF long before me would take me to a couple of bars there any time he came in from Oakland. By the time I heard of its reputation, it was too familiar to scare me.

I genuinely laughed at this, while also thinking of David Hyde Pierce saying it.

Freshen yer cock, guv'nor?

Johnny Galecki looks one degree away from co-starring with Richard Grieco in a softcore porn movie.

Set it in NYC and it's a Sex and The City reboot.

Orange zoo glad they didn't call it Zoonanas?

Are you kidding? Now I've got ten AV Club articles open at once and I'm commenting on all of them all the time! I CAN'T LOSE THIS RUSH!

I'm having trouble with golf, sir. I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

I've got the same poster on my luggage.

That's good old Mr. Threepwood for you. Always up for being murdered.

Also, airing episodes so out of order they weren't even from the same season sure didn't help.

Happy Endings fans: Dress in an outfit inspired by Designing Women and you won't be bullied.

Savageppellation: The snigletzing of people's names.