This will let us know whether the AV Club managers troll comments to find new hires.

"Little-known"? Why, Manitowoc is even better known than Stevens Point or Hudson. It's almost up there with Cottage Grove!

It was only last week that I first heard about screening and that it's the most common form of cancer in males 15 to 35. It's unbelievable it gets so little attention. This is an actual great job, internet and Ryan.

Dude, you're like so high you already posted the link and don't remember.

You and vladdrak both have great hair, and Dikachu makes up for his with his penisality.

You've embiggelowed the smallest man.

I'm not even sure why they wrote this newswire, since the reality is Trevorrow never knows.

* gentle music plays *

I'mma let you finish, but someone can be one of the biggest talents and biggest idiots of all time.

They don't call them Star Wars there; they call them Space Fannies.

I know! Sam Barsanti? I'm not falling for that one, bub.

At least it's not written in the voice of Carrie Bradshaw.

If you interpret people pointing and laughing as love, teach me how. Dating would be so much easier.

For a while it seemed like way too many movies, especially indie movies, would use vomiting as a crutch to get out of having to act or write their way through intense emotions. The one time I mentioned this to a friend, the next movie we watched together — I think it was the Ben Stiller drug addiction one — there was…

Goofy: Which Drugs Isn't He On?

The ABC-required Disneyland tie-in episodes for this will be even more awkward than usual.

In that case, a lot of people will be going to Chokey Chicken the day this comes out.

"Duh!"
"Uh, double-duh!"

Thank goodness for the low volume manufacturers act. I was afraid they'd be just too darn loud.

It's about class and respect. It's like asking someone's parents permission to date, even though you'd end up banging their kid regardless of what they say.