Everything's coming up Coogin!

Malcolm Gladwell says it takes about 10,000 remakes of the same origin story before a studio develops a skill at it.

Crass language, Ashes. What would the farting boner corpse think if he heard you?

Sorry, we're trying to bait komodo dragons on to the charts.

The rest of the cast was excellent, so really Lincoln was subpar.

Eh, I didn't like his vampire movie. Were his others any better?

I'm not sure why he even told us, since we all knew what his brother looks like.

If only it was on cable so they could show a cockatoo.

It runs about the same as an upvoting small.

I hope other networks don't ape this show.

I guess I'm the only resistor. I just don't have the capacitance for more Kanye.

That's a questionable hypotenuse.

He's calling it WAVES? Maybe it's a sine.

I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of
musicians blinking, booping, and flashing lights, blinking, booping and flashing - they're flashing and they're booping. I can't stand it anymore!

He's got some logs up there, but I don't think they're sandalwood.

You don't want to promote it too much. Better to give it middling reviews or it might take your job.

This stinks!

And I'm still not sure. Can I hear it in the form of a question?

I can't tell if your slogan is pro- or anti- gay marriage.

The way the paint and the wall fought at first, I knew they were going to end up together.