I imagine Al was silently pivoting his head so his eyes would follow every movement of your nose as you talked.

You're thinking of Amy Poehler.

Okay, replace whatever's on NBC with this.

It's more exciting if one hand plays bad cop.

Equity, eh?

What are the imported ones like? Less sweet, maybe? I like the domestic ones alright, but I used to feel nauseous from eating an entire egg until we got minis.

It's Al Franken Beans To Me

Why can't they hold mini-burgers and other small items next to their undersized penis, like the rest of us?

Too cocky.

So it's like Black Friday near a college.

They want to say it's adopted, but no one's told Fargo yet.

Do you have any idea what the street value of this field is?

And that's why we all know about The Alamo.

Bergman never did a movie with Johnny Depp and Leonard DiCaprio. He can't be that notable.

Godard will always hold a special place for me if for no reason other than the close-up of Anna Karina watching La Passion de Jeanne d'Arc in Vivre Sa Vie.

I don't think the NRA would ever bend of their own accord. They only want memberships and dollars, and being all-out pro-gun is the way they see to maximize both. Victims are an opportunity to make more money.

I already saw replies to Bill Moyers claiming it's because of a loose definition of mass shootings. There's so much stupid in the world.

Unfortunately I think that if it's true, there's a good chance it'll eventually become a regular occurrence in mass shootings.

I see a couple of possible problems:
1. Does the estate include his wife's relatives?
2. I'm sure fans of many celebrities say this, but I really believe Phil was unique and inimitable. I can't imagine anyone playing him.

Me too, but mostly because the "heh" made me read it in the voice of Chester from "Sifl And Olly."