And it's Chicago! He at least could have picked a place with good media coverage.

There are simply too many notes.

His name is

I tried checking if that was a reference and the second result is a product called "Poo-Pourri Jr."

You know, The AV Club turned into The AV Club so gradually I didn't even notice.

It's one of the few couches that requires a full-time plumber on duty.

Zing?

"Crackle" has something you can't learn in school: zazz!

Do you have any from the 70s? I think those would show a more significantly, uh, pendulous difference in the times.

Gneiss.

Are you diarrhea bag-holding shaming me?

Pah.

I presume add a potato so they get a stew going.

Please donate money to me. Only with your funds can we save my dying jokes.

I think he went past purple prose and into plaid.

It Kurtz my head to think about it.

Hussy. I mean that puts those words together, but I'm really just calling you a hussy.

I suggest you handle this like a healthy adult and have a kid named Castration.

I got another comment you can't even read online yet.

Another sentence? But I want it now!