I guess Thom Yorke isn't considered much of a solo headliner.

The guy who owns my gym occasionally buys a bucket of 50 cent pieces and pulls a fair amount of silver — he said his last return was about $110 on $1000 of coins. The hitch is the banks will order them for you but don't want them back. Maybe the taco place is doing similar and laundering the non-silver ones.

The greasy residue of filth is my favorite part!

They do that too. There was the Nintendo bit and the ad for Piece of Toast-era SNL.

Audrey Hepburn.

So that's why the internet is swimming with disease.

If Burj Khalifa is anything like Mia Khalifa, I'll definitely check it out.

Not yet.

Yeah, but they all turn out to be The Master.

Oh, if only.

In that situation he would have killed them all. He wanted to kill them and he had a perfect opportunity. The only reason he didn't is because it didn't fit the desired plot line.

I can't give him a top rating until he has a spinoff with anthropomorphized pudding (which will also wear a hat.) Only then can he live up to his potential.

Yeah, I've only read the newswire and I can feel tears welling up.

It's currently illegal to use alcoholics and the unemployable as bowling pins. Vote Trump.

I have a soundboard recording of pizza at the Isle of Wight festival, if you want to borrow it.

I'll try to remember to come back to your comment when Disqus adds a disgustvote option.

Just like with orgasms, right? I've totally had sex.

Mites eat dandruff. Then spiders eat the mites. Then Billy eats the spiders. Circle of life.

I do enjoy me some Pets of the Luftwaffe.

"I love those leathery little snappy faces."