C is for Cookie….. that's good enough for me

hmmm…that would be kevin dillon

@conrad bain- that was a very depressing story… i hope you are in a better place now

….so… do you plug the keyboard into your dumbells … or is it like a touch screen on the exercise bike?

i remember the first time i came to the onion it was to check out the link for "Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs ('Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity')" …at that time it wasn't called the AV club…just the onion doing reviews of movies, music, books, and sometimes DVDs or video games.. and it had a small comic section

…. it could get violent…. he might have to get his knives out

he's got the brain of a child!

likeable vikings

ohhhhhh fudddddgggggge

also Tony Iommi looks pretty badass with his SG

that Ethel Merman disco album looks sweet!

"Let's Drink Babies From A Cup"…?

you! just cool! be free!

…. that float was very, very creepy

"That's ham in your face" is the new "That's mud in your eye."

crap… my week is ruined

take THAT ham! …..paula deen's face just busted you up

HELLLO ST. LOUISSSSS!

no no no…. all aussie men are named 'Bruce'
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

black sabbath is minimalist and focused…?