I was actually being somewhat serious, because, IIRC, one of them said something stupid after the U of Miami (where the Rock went) and LSU (where Shaq went) brawl, and the other called him out on it.

It goes back to the 2005 Peach Bowl, actually.

So, funny thing about canceraids - turns out that's what caused all that success with the leukemia patient that's been in the news. They used HIV to bind a cancer-killer gene to the body's T-Cells, which went in and killed the bad white blood cells in bone marrow.

Seriously?

Well, c'mon, it's not like Michael K. Williams and Martin Starr are going to help boost the ratings. They're clearly just pandering to the internet obsessives.

Which would be the first time anybody laughed at anything even remotely Entourage-related.

Why would you want to make a whore flower? The line is a take off "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" Therefore, the homonym between "think" and "drink" is clearly superior to some bullshit gardening pun, since you've already got the "whore-horse" homonym.

"Lady, I love my cigar, too, but even I fuck a woman once in a while."

I wonder if part of the problem is that there aren't any competent American actors in England, while there's scads of halfway-decent British types in Hollywood.

If the other BBC shows are anything to go by…
…this will feature a handful of competent British actors doing British-y things, and then a rotating cast of over-brash incompetent fools doing their best "American" impersonation, which is so absolutely terrible and cringe-worthy that it will ruin the entire episode.

How is "You can't make her flower" anything like "You can't make it drink"?

Well, you can drag a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

No, there's no table. Just a tranny hooker. Although s/he's not so much "reserved" as "on call" all the time.

Look at me. You're fucking mine, but I don't feel anything about it. I don't care one way or the other.

Not gonna lie: Con Air is my second favorite Malkovich movie ever. Bonus points for having M.C. Gainey as a big ole redneck pilot, too.

Dude, Armand Assante != Wesley Snipes, Diane Lane != Sandra Bullock, and Rob Schneider != Benjamin Bratt.

The comment so nice, you made it twice!

I think they should remake more Sly movies with Karl Urban replacing Stallone. He seems like the kind of muscle-bound frowny face that can anchor a pointless action extravaganza, with the side benefit of actually having a better sense of humor than Stallone.

Dave Chappelle clearly has a lifetime pass. Who could forget how funny he was in Robin Hood: Men in Tights? Isaac Hayes played his dad!

As the Dean of the School of Air Conditioning? WTF? Is this going to be a callback to Trey's calling as a plumber?