Every time he goes off on one of those tangents, I expect to see Bob Newhart show up to remind him about whatever artifact he's supposed to be collecting, or have some poorly-animated floating sword attack him. Which would be kind of awesome, now that I think about it.

Between that and "Oh yeah, Noah Wyle is a HISTORY PROFESSOR" this show has already fallen into a rut of unlikeable crap.

I watched most of this ep with the sound off…
…and I still knew exactly what was going to happen at any given point. The plot couldn't have been any more formulaic if there's been little numbers that popped up telling me where I was in the generic "your allies aren't really your allies" plot outline.

Oh, come on, you didn't laugh at the scene on the rooftop?

Kate Beaton
…has prerelease versions of her new book Hark! A Vagrant at the Drawn and Quarterly booth, #1629. Since it's not released til September, it'd be awesome to get a sneak peek of that.

Same here. I was expecting tales of Olympic downhill skiing, killing people, and having sex with dudes, not whatever Archie is about these days.

Wow, that was intense!
The life of a Baratheon is always intense. C'mon, let's go make a shadow baby!

No, since you presumably mean Tilda Swinton, if you're talking about the redhead from Burn After Reading.

Yeah brah, like "The CHORE at Home", right? Or "The SNORE at Home"? Oh, here's a good one: "Anita Barone was such a fucking WHORE at Home that she sucked off Michael Rappaport behind the craft services table while filming the episode where her character's college buddy shows up"

On the commentary, McGuigan says that he's the one actually pissing at the urinal, getting the overspray going on.

He's not from Boston. He was a college professor in Cambridge, so naturally, he's not native to Massachusetts.

Yo soy es mucho macho.

Of course the Rock can play this role:

What are two former Cardinals infielders that aren't famous for being Cardinals, Alex?

You can waste time with your xenomorphs when your planet-killing is done.

Yes, real guy. Played by Harvey Keitel in that Warren Beatty gem "Bugsy" which was mostly famous for having Annette Bening's tits in it.

"Just the tip" is also why her uncle isn't invited to Thanksgiving any more.

Damnation
And hear I thought it was going to be about Soleil Moon Frye's virginity.

I like the idea of Tim Roth, if it's skinny twitchy asshole coke fiend Tim Roth, like in Rob Roy. Only problem is that he's still doing that TNT show, right?

-Where's Wyatt?