Nobody quotes Season One any more.

Cinderella Man, anyone? Better than most, I'd say.

CSB: I'm watching Outlander right now (it's been in rotation on The Movie Channel) and the thing is fucking pitch black.

Blade II is the best because a) no Stephen Dorff and b) no Parker Posey/HHH . Christ those actors made shitty vampires.

I'm pretty sure he speaks French, because of City of Lost Children, but I don't know what the other languages would be. He does a better Russian accent than Jude Law, but I don't think that counts.

Mike Meyers and Jim Carrey can eat a bag of dicks, but Rick Moranis, on the other hand, gets this tasty bowl of spanish assholes.

Sometimes I dream that I AM a zombie after watching The Walking Dead.

Fumbling the setup
God, could they have made it any more obvious that the double cross was coming? When Fiona shows up at the loft and says, out loud, "Sam will be driving the loot in exactly this place" it made me feel like I was watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: "Oh, I wonder if that will be important later in the…

If I'da known we were going to cast our feeling into words, I'da memorized the Song of Solomon.

Miffin Impoffible::Ghos rotocol TM

You forgot "People bitching about Dances With Wolves," Felt.

There was indeed a ridiculous amount of scenery porn. Hey everybody, the uplands of England are really quite beautiful, especially when viewed from a helicopter and through a blue tint!

I always thought Anglo-Saxon Violence was a shitty jazz combo: Anglo, Sax, and Violins.

Yeah, that product placement shit is getting really old. They pimped out the drivetrain on the episode with the doctor vs. the druggies, and now they've pimped out the brakes and handling. What's next, the paint color and trim levels? They're trying way too hard to push what looks like a glorified Nissan Altima.

"Hey look! There's the library!"

She's the goth-y looking chick with the absolutely huge mouth, right? Looks like she could swallow a baby's head in one bite?

Ha HA! "Gimme some sugar, baby"

Don't forget post-apocalyptic California in the one where Fry's 20th century girlfriend gets unfrozen, compared to hippytastic San Francisco in the Beck/broken robots episode.

Oh man, The Quick and the Dead. What a cheesedick movie. It's like the anti-Unforgiven, where Raimi just goes off the rails with over-the-top Western junk. Everything in that movie, from Lance Henricksen's boots to Keith David's pipe to Sharon Stone's perfect makeup was just so incredibly obviously fake. Not one,…

More love for Peckinpah, please. Ride the High Country and The Wild Bunch are great, but Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia is one of the craziest 'westerns' I've ever seen. It's like Leone on acid.