jery get ipad?

You mean the lumberyard, Carl Sjunior's Hamburgers?

I'M GOING, I'M GOING!

WRONG FISH DIED.

I was an N64 guy and only had a handful of games (Mario 64, Mario Kart, Star Fox, Goldeneye, 1080, Ocarina of Time). And I played a lot of PS1 at my friend's house. I'd put the best looking N64 games over the best looking PS1 ones, but of course that matters less than having the game just be fun.

I'm running low on groceries and I haven't had them in a long time, so I honestly might make hot dogs. Might have it with a big heap of kale and brussels sprouts salad so I don't feel like complete garbage.

Egg salad is good but there's almost always a better option.
Mayo is fine in moderation and in the right context.
Ketchup on a hot dog is acceptable, but childish. You can do better.
A hot dog meets the requirements to be a sandwich, but it's not helpful to call it one.
A wedding without cake is still a wedding, but I…

Oh, golly.

I've seen restaurants slice calzones in half before serving them. Does that make a calzone a sandwich?

Gotcha. Yes, it's amazing how easy it is to get sidetracked in this version of Hyrule.

*pumps fist, winks*

I was thinking of doing that same order whenever I start a new Breath of the Wild playthrough. I'm also going to boost my stamina more in the early stages, and be a little more selective about upgrading my armor.

Last night I explored a couple of the ruins south of Hyrule Castle and got simultaneously attacked by a big Yiga dude and a white bokoblin archer on horseback…

Man, I can't imagine trying to unlock 3 towers, beating a divine beast, and getting into Hyrule castle in one sitting.

I love how lots of the side characters in BotW are so quirky and enthusiastic and weird, and Bolson is absolutely the prime example. I really hope his construction company-themed song and dance becomes the new craze in Hyrule.

I was hoping for a 60-second unskippable cutscene of the Zora king scooting sideways across his platform.

I haven't played the third one, but in Diablo 2 the Necromancer is just too easy. I made it all the way through Normal difficulty with maybe a handful of times where I had the slightest concern for my life. Honestly the only tricky part was herding my skeletons and merc through those fucking maggot tunnels in act 2.

I *just* beat BotW a few days ago (didn't buy a Switch at launch, so I had to wait a few months) and I'm so glad this DLC just came out. Hyrule isn't done with me yet!

That's a fair criticism.

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