"Oh, my medication!" *collapses*

I love how the Rifftrax guys point out that Hayden Christensen slips into a weird John Wayne cadence for that one line.

If soaring through the air thousands of feet above Hyrule, going into freefall and slowing down time to fire an exploding arrow at a giant stone bird-beast, then catching an updraft to fly over the beast to ready your next attack isn't a memorable moment, I don't know what to say to you.

I love how the programmers made a huge percentage of the population of Hyrule horny for Link.

That voice actor, though… It's like the ONE thing in this game that seems out of place. I haven't beaten the game or seen the whole story yet, but this Princess Zelda seems like a really determined fighter who does whatever she has to do to save the kingdom. Her voice makes her sound like a helpless damsel.

*MINOR SPOILERS*

It is. And I love how they took the role that dungeons played in previous Zelda games and filled it with something more interesting and immersive.

For whatever it's worth, I've had my Switch for 2 weeks and have probably sunk 50 or 60 hours into Breath of the Wild, and my controller signal hasn't failed once. The framerate has lagged a few times, but it hasn't been a big deal.

If they ever make a porn parody of A Talking Cat!?!, I can think of a pretty good title for it.

Eric Roberts 3: Feline Groovy

I think this should include The Brothers Grimsby, where a still image that looks a lot like Donald Trump has drops of AIDS-infected blood fly into its mouth.

"I'm nobody, Tommy" has to be one of the funniest things an AV Club writer has ever said in an interview.

hell yeah pimp

Okay, I got two answers into this before I was straining so hard not to laugh at work that I started crying. Gonna bookmark this for another time.

I'm going to a work conference in Orlando for the next three days, and Zelda is the only thing that's going to make it bearable.

I love it, but the only game I have is Zelda, which is pretty close to perfect, so it's hard to judge the console on its own merits.

Holy shit, Zelda is SO great. I've sunk an insane number of hours into it and I've made significant progress, but most of my map is still shrouded in fog, and I'm sure there's a ton of stuff I still haven't found in the areas I have been to. It's staggering how big it is, but more importantly, how fun it is just to…

I watched a gameplay video of some 200cc races in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, and it stressed me out.

I got one through Gamestop a couple of weeks ago, in a bundle with Zelda, the future Zelda DLC pack, and an extra charging cable for $400. It's out of stock now, but they may get more in.

I managed to snag one through Gamestop a couple of weeks ago, in a bundle with Zelda and an extra charging cable. You can check pretty up-to-date availability at http://www.nowinstock.net/v…