*Wayne Jarvis voice* Satan got EP? Good for him!

"Aren't you a little shart for a Stormtrooper?"

It's on her sweet, [TIME JUMP] sweet can[ABRUPT CUTOFF]

Everlong is almost certainly the Foo Fighters' best song, a candidate for best radio rock song of the 90s, and a fantastic video.

What's-his-name is Bill Corbett, and he is delightful.

I'm okay with Jonah's voice, it's Servo's that I don't love. And I feel bad saying so, because I love Baron Vaughn on Comedy Bang Bang, and I love that MST3K has a black person involved for what seems like the first time ever. And I'm okay with him in the host segments, but in the theater his voice just blends in with…

I love that joke, but she didn't date them. She was sexually rejected by them.

Good Lord.

When they announced The Phantom Menace my mom said "That sounds like the title of a Goosebumps book." She was right.

Agreed.

This just got me thinking about recasting Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies, and (no disrespect to Richard Harris) how much easier it is when half of the character's face is covered with a long white beard.

And he has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!

He's a great guitarist, but I've had a hard time taking him seriously ever since I read the tweet "Dave Navarro looks like if Jafar worked at a gas station."

Blender was the album that made me lose interest in Collective Soul, but it was pretty cool to listen to Why Pt 2 again for the first time in years and remember how good that solo is.

The first time I asked a girl out and she said yes, we couldn't agree on a movie. She wanted to see Monsters Inc and I wanted to see The One. Because I was a dumb high school kid and didn't realize that Pixar pretty much guaranteed a great movie at that point. We ended up seeing The One, agreed that it was terrible,…

What up with that?

And gets a funny and surprisingly affecting role on one episode of a Tina Fey show?

…Gene? There's no way you're that good.

I'm very straight on the Kinsey scale, but I think Jeff Goldblum is one of the sexiest men alive.

Tagline: "Welcome to hell, idiot."