Cloverfield is one of the only midnight premieres I've ever been to, and I loved it. I can totally see how it would be nauseating, though.

She's the belle of the ball!

Oh for crying out loud, just kiss each other already.

"Speak."

The definitive Lennon is Paul Rudd in Walk Hard.

He got fired when Sean O'Neal caught him slipping pills into the break room jellybeans.

TUSK!

Looks like Shan already answered your question, but it's funny that you mentioned Parham because I'd forgotten that *she* was on the show. God, her character was hilariously annoying.

She's amazing in Veep, too. You KNOW I'm right!

I'm sorry you only got to enjoy the first few episodes of that great show.

…Oh.

I never thought Dan Egan proposing a threesome with a lesbian couple could actually be kind of sweet.

[ostrich noises]

Golly!

He really is. I didn't want to like him based on his age, his face and the fact that he found success by making Vines and YouTube videos. But he is really fucking funny and ridiculously talented.

Medium-rare strip steak with compound butter, a big side of garlic mashed potatoes, and a glass of malbec. Moose tracks ice cream for dessert.

Princess Leia's shifting accent is mine.

"Don't act so surprised, your highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time…"

It shouldn't surprise me that a seasoned pro like Ford can flip the give-a-shit switch when he has to, but after seeing several of his talk show appearances, it genuinely surprised me how fully engaged he was in TFA.

[ACTION RESUMES; CUE 'BAD TO THE BONE']