Because Stanley doesn't have the decency to butter up first.

"I played Avery Jessup in the movie 'Kidnapped By Danger,' now available on Sega Genesis."

Yeah, I'm not watching that.

For anyone who hasn't seen the best vine of all time:

It's more accurate to say he made "God" turn out to be a powerless, confused old spirit who the stronger, younger angels kept in a cage to preserve the established power structure of the cosmos. When the heroes release him from his cage he just sort of dissipates into nonexistence. It really bugged me that people…

Great ep.

I love how with all the contempt the Rifftrax guys have for these films, they never stop appreciating Mustache Dad.

HELL YEAH PIMP.

Two things etc.

Somewhere, a single tear is rolling down Sanjaya's cheek.

I look forward to the scene where a frustrated young Jedi apprentice tries to get him to explain the Force in terms other than "peace and love."

He's crepuscular! Get him, boys!

Let's also not forget Kingpin, which ended with a bunch of Amish people dancing at a Blues Traveler concert.

The RedLetterMedia Rogue One review was so fucking obnoxious, and I say that as someone who mostly agrees with their criticisms (but enjoyed the movie anyway).

"This pope fucks!"

Yes! In the Entourage movie, do you think Turtle will be able to see us through the screen?

Digital blueprints just can't replicate the analogue warmth of datatapes.

TheFedExPope, I'm just blue turtlin' here, but I think that's a great idea.

Now I really wish they had called that movie Obi-Wan's Pan-Galactic Dick-Around Fetch Quest: A Star Wars Story.

It's fucking delicious is what it is.