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Sentient Beard
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Unless it's for a worthy artistic endeavor, like Puff Daddy's 'Come With Me' for the 1998 Godzilla.

I didn't know he was ever in a comedy with James Woods…

"That's too much, man!"

*nervously crosses legs*

I've spilled more beer than that just standing on solid ground.

He wasn't exactly ugly, but young Donald Trump wasn't 'good-looking' either.

Well he does have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Me too. It's just the right kind of stupid for me to enjoy.

Oh my.

Doc, note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

I know what you're trying to say, baby… you're trying to say "Ooh yeah, that's it."

Oh yeah? Well, the passion store called, and they're running out of you!

HELL YEAH PIMP YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL ANGEL MAY YOU LIVE FOREVER AND TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT NOW

This sketch, on the other hand, was a huge neck opener.

Holy shit.

Yeah, her high harmony at the 2:45 mark of the title track is insane. I'm sure there's pitch correction and processing going on, but she still has a really impressive voice.

Tim Calhoun is probably my favorite recurring SNL character of all time.

I never thought The Falconer was very funny, but I loved the hell out of it just for Forte's commitment to the weirdness.

IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN.

Not just at her house. "On her property." That line reveals so much about Selina AND her mom, it's insane.