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Sentient Beard
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Mary Magdalene: Origins

HELL YEAH PIMP.

I watched Independence Day six or seven times in theaters. I was eleven years old, which was the absolutely perfect age to enjoy that movie. I still love it, though.

Goldmember was bad, but it was worth it just for the subtitles struggling to keep up with Michael Caine's cockney accent.

You warned me about the disturbing violence, but it's too late. I've already seen everything.

I fell in love with her through 30 Rock and Wet Hot American Summer. I forget which one I saw her in first.

Is 41 old enough to join? Because I'd like to nominate Elizabeth Banks.

She's a great improviser and really funny and talented, but I didn't realize I had the hots for her until she appeared in the silver wig as Harmony Moonglass on Comedy Bang Bang.

He's, you know… just jackin' it.

"Your father's name and contact information is in the envelope. Sorry, I'll give you some privacy."
*stands still and closes eyes*

"Is this legal, man?"

Yeah, well Blacksmith Scene came out in 1893 and that film is *nothing* but action!

I totally get what you're saying and agree with you, but that's an interesting example. I didn't see Alien until just a few years ago, and I loved it. I mean, you can tell it's aged, but it holds up well even if you grew up watching its imitators.

Argh!

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

WOOZLE WUZZLE?

You're not wrong.

That last line of the song is my favorite.

Damn.