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I'll go get my shovel.

It's true, it's true! We're so lame!

That's awesome. The first time I played KOTOR 1, I wanted to be a sentinel but ended up choosing guardian because yellow lightsabers look dumb, not knowing that you can change your blade color really easily. Of course that ended up being a good choice anyway, because guardians are pretty badass at saber combat.

Straight outta Bespin, crazy motherfucker named Lando
To the gang called Rebelz Out of Control
When I'm called up, I blow your base up
Fly the Falcon out and dance the Yub Nub

"Oooh, I'm afraid the Death Star shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive…" [breaks into an evil grin]

If ya nasty

Someone at Disney needs to get Terrence Malick on that shit RIGHT NOW.

That scene gets more bearable if you imagine little Playstation button icons popping up on the screen telling you how to trigger the next quicktime event.

That's a cool point that I'd never picked up on before. Thanks!

Upvoted for referring to Palpatine as 'Monster Mash.' I forget, is that from the Plinkett reviews or did you come up with it?

Agreed on all counts. And I'll add that the battle *above* Endor, even without any major characters other than Lando, is arguably the best and most exciting space battle of the entire series. Sure, the one in A New Hope is stronger in terms of narrative simplicity and importance, but the battle above Endor is far more

Jack McBrayer doesn't drink hot beverages of any kind. That's the Devil's temperature!

Possibly the best improvised dialogue in movie history.

Winnipeg Bandersnatch.

I have to admit I thought his dying-breath selfie was pretty funny.

It's a really fun game with beautiful visuals that hold up well, even though it's over a decade old. Really fun character interactions, too, and the story isn't exactly groundbreaking, but it moves forward like a breezy novel you'd read on vacation. I'd also say it has my ideal blend of action and RPG-lite elements.

Same.

Yeah, I already have the most updated patched version, played through the first few hours, and just lost momentum. I guess I meant I need to finish playing it. If it's anything like the first one, it's a bit of a slog for several hours before it gets really interesting.

Abstinence: Is fucking awesome?

I will say that of all the shots added to the Special Edition movies, one of the few that I liked was the shot of the Sandcrawler cresting the big dune. It wasn't necessary, but it was pretty cool getting a better shot of it in action.