Or have Tina Fey make an appearance and do her slumped-shoulders muppet walk.

In perfect harmony & counterpoint.

Turkey bacon is delicious as long as you don't think about how much better real bacon tastes.

We're twice as smart as those people who enjoy lame creepypasta! Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it.

People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.

Not sure if it counts as a villain, but I'd have to pick the big one-eyed baby doll from Toy Story 3.

There was a line about coke in there originally, but James Woods came and snorted it up. Like a line of cocaine, which is a drug he enjoys frequently.

I'm afraid to ask, but what the fuck is a waifu template?

"What?"

The Gang Tries Desperately To Win An Award is so much better than it seems like it would be.

Between "the implication," Dee's inflatable tube-man dance, and Frank throwing everything overhand, that is a stacked episode.

"Don't do impressions of other races."

That would explain why the same dozen or so people keep running into each other.

Making it clearer is an RDD.

I want to see a full segment on his 5-star review of having a shoulder parrot!

It's not a monolithic cultural touchstone like the OT, of course, but Star Wars is very popular with the kids I know.

That would make a lot more sense.

True.

The Rifftrax guys covered all that stuff pretty thoroughly when they riffed the original trilogy (a large chunk of which is at the expense of the prequels). "Boy, if only we had a droid that could FLY!" when R2D2 is right there, etc.

Dan Castallaneta's nonchalant delivery of that line just kills me.