watch them go all racialist and completely cut out his mexican lady fling

BAAAAAASTARD IN A BAAAAAAASKET

i'll put you both down for 'greatest' then

it's ALL for ooooone….
and all 4 loooove!

well done, FMJ. i used to sneak up behind my friends and shout "it's the smell" with full weaving inflection

yeah i definitely see this as a possible creamy load dripping from her chin. no pun intended

deleted scenes on yo' ass

"There's some rumors they are intergrating this into iTunes"

607 songs i've gotten off lala since november 3rd as mp3's or web songs. probably 20 or so albums that i absolutely would not have gotten after only listening to fucking bullshit 30 second samples on the slowest-loading piece of shit software on my computer. fuck you, jobs. seriously, fuck you. i bought these because…

me, i've been asking if he's ever gonna go ahead and heat up the cypher with a shot that is hyper than your average JFK sniper

yeah i'm all about parts of bleed american and futures, even the ones that have one foot firmly planted in emo territory, eg: 'your house', 'if you dont, dont', '23', 'kill', 'work'. it feels cliche and stupid to say it, but it resonates doubly if you listen to it post-breakup

i'll submit Jimmy Eat World…
…as both most tolerable emo band and greatest band name acronym

most of these suggestions are lovely, but "all summer long" still has to take the trophy home. simultaneously rips two different songs, cashes in on nostalgia created by one of those songs in the most blatant, artless manner possible, features the "smoking funny things" line, and let's not forget:

he's not a fuckin pair o' car keys, is he?

worst song ever written is "all summer long" by kid rock. it is a song that i've actually lost sleep over

tomwaits/lone audience had a brilliant phonetic-scott-stapp post a few months ago… i wouldn't dare go look for it in either's history but i remember it was pretty damn good

today, we spell redemption "r-o-n"

neutral milk hotel
awful band name, or THE MOST awful band name? i don't know how i'm supposed to get over a band name that repulsive and enjoy their music…

i for one am unbelievably impressed that his career has continued past superbad. that role had one-hit-wonder written all the fuck over it. i think he's very funny and has a great charm, but i was so sure that role was going to prove a complete novelty, good for one movie

i love art that knows exactly what it is. i love stupid pop songs that know they're stupid pop songs and don't try to be any more clever or provocative than they should be. same goes for irreverent slapstick-y comedy movies. step brothers fits beautifully in that category, and hell if it didn't make me laugh my white…