this is how we do it!

guilty as charged…. with the STORIES!

new jack city!

i think norsey up there said it as well as any of us could hope to

ok. totally missed the pizza/shower meme. someone fill me in

::golf clap::

i'm saying she has a huge range, great control and agility, and depending who you ask, a really pleasant sound. not sure what's so hypocritical or shortsighted about that…

that just got me thinking: why couldn't they just get luda for the breakdown on "faded"??? mourn what might have been, fellow avclubbers…

i remember mya was in some rap magazine, and like most rap magazines, it delivered the only thing that could possibly validate its existence: ass shots of a hot female artist. mya was always on the meek side of r&b starlets, so i had no idea, but in the words of ghostface, got-damn backyard's bangin like a benzie

surely memphistopheles should know most or all of the hellspawn on here

faded = worst rap breakdown in music history, but god bless that song. such a fun little tune. the prom dance floor felt my wrath when that one came on

definitely not a COMPLETELY different time signature… the song is in 4/4 and the snare hits from the drum are clearly on 2 and 4. it's the guitar strumming on the chorus that makes it all confusing as shit. the drum pattern is like a march with swing eighths throughout the song, but the guitar on the chorus does…

from a purely technical standpoint, beyonce is actually one hell of a singer

i will stand and be counted as an unabashed lover of "it's gonna be me". best boy band song ever, and hell if it doesn't go over great at parties. especially if you really go for the whine on "it's gonna be MAAAAEEEEE"

i like the hetero-homo trade. we give you fitty, you give us portia de rossi.

jesus… if that was a troll, it had the desired effect. that comment sits at or around the peak of the douchiest things i've ever heard

not trying to name drop, but i've met the guy several times and he is absurdly genial and an honestly hilarious guy. don't get the gripes about his acting, don't get what about his persona is so irksome to a lot of the avc comment heads

dude. blaming justin long for live free or die hard is like blaming… i don't know, forest whitaker for battlefield earth? i know you said "small part", but jesus christ man. there are some movies that are shit before it's even casted

there can be no argument over the pronunciation of "buscemi". it's italian, right? that means it's boo-SHEH-mee. he can say it however he wants and so can jarmusch, but there's only one right way. speaking of which, "bruschetta" and "maraschino" are broo-SKET-ta and mah-rah-SKEE-no respectively. god im so elite

there are not a lot of comments on this article
so i will say that this guy is an awesome actor, and talk about a killer stare