*golf clap @ geogreg*

typo or not, i can relate to having no suck luck

i will use this thread as my means for catharsis:

OhNoNotAgain, i hope you're trolling. follow the argument against mixed martial arts far enough and you're banning boxing, wrestling (real), football and any number of other sports. if you are actually for banning all those things, well good luck my man. have fun carrying the standard

yeah i heard about the woman who miscarried. i also heard the damage to her car was a few scratches and a broken rearview mirror.

1) UFC light heavy. not heavy
2) couldn't figure out if phipps was being ironic or feigning ignorance for comedic effect. probably not
3) rampage is dangerous, but lord does he have an ever-vanishing basis on which to be cocky. forrest beat him, for fuck's sake. you don't see him even touching machida or shogun either.

staircar, best description of 13 ghosts i've seen. not that i've seen it described a whole lot

"BEAKED EUNUCH"

i remember a scene of each. one where the women are all come-hither, and the other where they're rolling their eyes. i can't tell you why exactly, but for me, army of darkness with all it's camp is one of my all-time favorites, but the strutting scene is just laughable

the scene where parker struts down the street to funky music in emo clothes/haircut with scores of attractive women staring and winking at him will be forever in my top 10 "are you fucking kidding me" scenes

first thing i did when they mentioned the top gun sequel titles was do a page find for "electric". thank you senorduck for ensuring my search was not in vain

rowan… my god man, i never knew. it's so simple…. kefka -> bush, gestahl-> rove, leo -> robert gates.

in a word: yes

love auto-tune the news. well, most of them. #5 is the best, followed by #2. best part about both is the tenacious d/FOTC effect. take the comedy out of the songs and they're still fun as hell to listen to

"…OUABJ"

hahaha i love posts with giant whitespace areas. you scroll down just waiting for "OF COCK" to drop

the terminator movies aged just fine in my opinion. T2 remains a top 5 all-time action flick for me, and T1 isn't far behind. the police station scene is a goddamned masterpiece

not sure about that, jcrowe

^ best handle i've seen in a while. well done

trollin in a winter wonderlaaaaaand