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Tella you beautiful bastard. YOU SWINDLER!

X3 SUCKS SUPERMANS GREAT YOURE WRONG YOURE BAD AMERICANS

well, looks like i'm outnumbered. one thing left to do… CAPS

::equips Ilumina, Paladin Shield, Genji Armor::
::prepares to critical the first motherfucker that dares insult the Final Fantasy franchise::

suggesting that X3 was more entertaining than… well, anything, let alone a decent if bland movie like superman returns is nothing short of dumbfounding. there was nothing abysmal about superman. X3 redefined the term. are you particularly fond of superman? is this just backlash?

i believe that matter was solved about 8 hours after his old name was retired. it's him, god bless'im

ok balls, no need to get on my… you. im offering the opinion that the popularity of the hero(es) is meaningless. you could put any who-gives-a-shit hero in a movie (lookin at you, green lantern), and as long as the building blocks are there, people will love it. call it obvious/pointless to say, i'm leaving this…

i read an interview with terrence howard about his album and how he always wanted to do music instead of acting. "douche" is far from adequate in describing him during that interview

thinking the same damn thing, byron. daredevil destroyed before it even had a chance, superman and hulk made pretty bland, spiderman and x-men prison-raped after a promising start, fantastic four taken from bad to worse… and what are we left with? batman (could have been predicted) and…. IRON MAN??? just goes to show…

if this movie features don cheadle strutting down the street with an emo haircut, borderline goth clothes, and all manner of attractive women cooing over him, i would empty my wallet to see it

oh give her a chance. she's not reading a GOOP newsletter aloud. she was fine in the first one and she'll be fine in this

to make that movie happen would be quite the webbed feat

Mein Kong

yeah, the gorilla is smarter than the lion, but we're smarter than chimpanzees and we all know who wins that fight. lion just has too many weapons

i've heard that chimps are 5 or 6 times stronger than humans. how goddamn strong is a silverback then? still i'd have to go with the lion. too damn fast and too many natural weapons. i've never seen apes fight but i doubt their natural fighting style is clever enough to take down the cat. they have the strength, but…

different strokes, my friend. do you think the same about jeff buckley?

allow me to join the "annoying-and-ostentatious-as-fuck-but-holy-glittery-jesus-can-he-sing" camp. he's annoying and ostentatious as fuck, but holy glittery jesus can he sing

apocalypto
was a goddamn grand slam. one of my favorite movies of the decade. i don't remember being that rapt with suspense in just about any movie ever

there are plenty of artists who haven't done drugs and have made great music… ok maybe not plenty, but a few. i think the idea is, don't do heavy drugs, make your music, and then sober up and try to keep going