Sound in a sandwich, a useful phrase for so many occasions. Outstanding, but destined to be overused. So I'm not using it, but I will remember the day it was written.

He could then bend over in the shower and become De-flowered Stern.

More seriouser… I don't get any of it. I get that Cruise is gay but not the shower and pizza thing.

stand alone hate?
I actually had to watch this to get the hate. OK. I guess I hate it.

He's even younger on 30 Rock. He said OMFG on the Christmas episode.

Thomas "Just pretend I was helping you make the bed." Jefferson.

@ Dino,
I thought it was Chuck Barris.

Michael Jackson and milk

All this fridge nuking and shark jumping will be totally be eclipsed with the release of 2012. Heck, the trailer has already redefined it.

I like it when you use all caps, 'cause you can't make any mistakes in capitalization, plus its ASSERTIVE.

Hang in there ZMF. Your raw, exposed nerve ending posts inform the Zeitgeist.

The less obvious choice would have been "Brazil Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

@Elrond…Absolutely brilliant

special glasses
What's missing here are special glasses. Back in 1960 we went to see the movie 13 Ghosts and if you had special glasses you could see the ghosts. If you didn't, you couldn't see them. See? Get it? You need special glasses.

Way more real hate
I was really happy with the satisfying hatred of the Paltrow post before, but this just makes me want to empty my bowels and shiver. I don't know if it is Manilow or the idea of the movie but the thought of both together is really, really, really fucking sickening. I am inside out with… POOP.

Bravo Amelie for making us dig deeper into the pit of romcom slime. We all know that Love, Actually wasn't THAT bad, so we get out our shovels and trench our brains mining for a seam of movie poop. How about Sandra Bullock's latest turd, "All About Steve"?

I have always wanted to be first.

Hey wait a minute.
What if they just love children and they just don't worry about how they will be able to afford them and stacking kids like cordwood at night is really good for society? I'm just sayin'.

@DPA, I imagine that by this time Diedre is now washing the dishes and dropping her own on the floor.

I'm pretty sure Grenier is busy having sex in the Minneapolis airport's men's room.