"But if we weren’t already in love with Mike from the previous show, the revelations of “Five-O” would probably strike us as overly familiar and not notably inventive."

I'm still calling for Gilbert Gottfried to host. Or if you prefer, Kathy Griffin. But I'd prefer Gilbert.

I don't know that I would write that publicly. Bob Freaking Newhart, people….

Can I just add, from that same episode (still makes me laugh to this day just recalling it): "I love coffee." "I love tea." And Mr. Carlin tips it in by saying….?

Crap, I thought I was the only one in America who ever learned about the founding of Israel in high school.

Given more to do (with Wiig leaving…?), Pedrad could rule the show Poehler-style.

Just not creative enough, I guess. I stand chastened.

This review is probably longer than the script of the episode (which I would count as a negative…), and do cracks about "the Midwest" never get old? Apparently not.