Well, not commercial breaks anyways, but let's not forget good old product placement (why, I remember when there used to be regular 'product placement watch' notices in all AVClub (or was it Onion) film reviews, but I'm old).

I lost that staring contest

What is the Message, then?

This kind of reminds me of this: http://www.theonion.com/art…

Ahem, I'm a Hardy boy, not a Nancy Drew.

…oh my!

Additionally, his mother's not sure if he's a boy or a girl.

I laughed til I sharted.

Alls I'm saying is that I'm glad it's not me who had to write the finale.