None of his new work lives up to Dick Pants.

Rick Scott

Not quite the answer to the question you were asking, but a few months ago, Charlie was promoting Pacific Rim on Conan, and got him to say that line for the show.

…Which still makes him black.

But don't tell my parents I said that!

Clara's biggest mistake was telling him to come back the next day.  She won't be hearing from him for at least a year…

I am the one who calls while driving.

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b*tch! We had the audience, we had a half season left, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, watched, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! You just had to lose the script! You, and your pride…

Reminds me of Onion's American Voices

Fink Like a Man?

no.

no.

no.

Ned's New Newt

Ned's New Newt

Or the Black Vulcan.

Or the Black Vulcan.

I was thinking more of the three way stand-off sketch from SNL from just last week.

I was thinking more of the three way stand-off sketch from SNL from just last week.

Actually, it's just "The Falcon".  No black in there.
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