Ow, my feelings.

This couldn't be more appropriate. *flails arms* PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

The whinny of a horse is also ruined by this masterpiece.

Scare Crow Boat.

Woo-hoo! More fat jokes!

That's ASAC Navarro to you, mister.

Please tell me Los Pollos Hermanos is run by some mysterious gringo…

Predictable, but satisfying.  This column has been a great read, thanks for the great work.