Can't go wrong with the Simpsons (classic eps), but the actual answer is clearly The Princess Bride. Warmest and fuzziest movie ever to feature someone tortured to death (or mostly death).

Two words: Operation Mindcrime!

Finally, my long-held desire to see RR beheaded AGAIN will come to fruition!

Finally, my long-held desire to see RR beheaded AGAIN will come to fruition!

Finally, my long-held desire to see RR beheaded will come to fruition!

Finally, my long-held desire to see RR beheaded will come to fruition!

Make it a screenplay with a slo-mo training montage and we'll do business!

Make it a screenplay with a slo-mo training montage and we'll do business!

Will Nicky require the aid of a group of misfits? And if so, will they be rag-tag?

Will Nicky require the aid of a group of misfits? And if so, will they be rag-tag?

^This!^

Harris' Foam Corner!

I'm starting to think that the variable quality of CM's resolution to his plot elements is an attraction for me. When what I assume to be an important thread or character dwindles/dies unexpectedly (or unsatisfactorily) it kind of pulls the rug out from underneath me. I generally have no idea what the hell is going to…

I've only read the Bas-Lag books, but I would say that The Scar is an easier introductory book (you don't need to read them in the order that they were written) and is amazing. Perdido Street Station, if you can get past Mieville's need to demonstrate his prosaic dexterity, is one of the most wildly creative books…

And the captain is Joseph Hazelwood!

You mean Scarface?

Ass(hole) 2 Ass(hole)?