I didn't know who he was so I looked him up. He is not a man of elaborate metaphor:

Yup.
I'm still here.

Normally shows that have been plastered all over the site get trashed in the first review. It's like the interview curse.

Black.

We had an IRA bomb attack in Manchester about 15, 16 years ago; and there still aren't any fucking bins in the shopping centre that took the hit. Yet I still feel (admittedly less) guilty about putting trash somewhere else.

Glad somebody does! I don't get to watch tonight 'cause of that whole Atlantic Ocean right tharr, but last episode fucking rocked. It all came together. I'm looking forward to it now.

I hate pretty much all dance and electronic music with equal vitriol. But if I ever change my mind I can always walk 15 minutes down the road and go and see a Mr Scruff "set", as you folks call them.

I knows alls youses momses. In the RAPE sense.

Oh wow!
It's the fourth book, but it was more fun to write than itself, so it's the fifth! How krazycool and alternative these Larssons must be! The fucking japes! Oh mothercunt!

On a roll again?

Only three seasons? Come on. The first one barely counted in terms of length.

Failed firsties, secondsies, ninethsies, twelfthsies, thirtiethsies, and seventiethsies.

Fucking Fuck wins the crown.

Between the banner ads and the still image on the video player
there's no fucking way in hell I'm watching this trailer or the show.

Worst
Tears For Fears cover ever.

Talking of…"DVD", this episode seems to be sorely lacking in the non-720p version department.

I'd like to know just how the fuck Flight of the Cunting Conchords made it into this list and HMHB didn't.

XII seemed to pay off quite well with the battle system overhaul. And I think XIII would be pretty good if they ditched the fucking whining emo shitplot. When I stopped playing it it had just gone non-linear which is always important.

Shit.
RIP.

I read reviews of pilots, and then a few episodes after, and then dip back in occasionally. This is to get an idea of what I'd like to watch. I usually grab a show if it's getting excellent reviews or just sound interesting, but occasionally don't (I'm not sure if Community will appeal to me as I'm from the UK).