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I know way more about the US legal system than I do our own. I like it that way.

I'm sorry. Don't worry, I'm going home now.

You could've ASS3D me first

When I went for one he didn't even finish the first lap.

I have a favourite mathematician, Martin Gardner, but I still know fuck all about maths.

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3) Skip article

I've definitely seen UFO a lot, but for some reason I can't remember the theme tune. However the Space: 1999 tune just popped into my head and finally knocked a Costello song out that's been there all morning.

Okay, not all eternity. Fifty years. A remake in fifty years can offer new perspective given the way the world has changed.

Okay. We need to set up an international institute — let's call it "The AV Club" or something — which grades every piece of art. Anytime a piece receives a B-grade or higher, the art is locked down for all eternity. No remakes, no new cuts, done. Done done done.

Is Aaron Sorkin gonna write the Farmville film too? There was a surprising amount of time devoted to agriculture on WW.

IT IS A SERIES OF TWBBS

I hates Facebook. I have many reasons, and I won't go into them here; but I feel that between the A-, Sorkin and Fincher I have to see this. Thanks AV Club, you cunts.

Okay, I haven't listened to it yet. But I will this lunchtime.

She sings on the new B&S album. That gets my vote.

This debate is what Sean WANTED when he wrote that headline. Everybody check their pockets.

Put Al Bundy in True Blood and I'll consider giving it another go.

Rich Tanguy definitely wins this one. Lock 'er down, boys.

I read pervertry.

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*Whisky

Whoa, kids. Maritime signal flags are just that — flags — indicating the status of the ship or its crew, or a pre-specified message, to another ship. Semaphore is a system by which a person holds one or two flags in specific positions that covers the alphabet and numbers for messages not covered by the standard…