Speaking on behalf of my country, I don't think there's going to be a defence.

Enough.
Enough with the fucking zombies now.

Glad to see a review of this
I saw the review on New Scientist last week and it ended up on my wishlist. Even if it's not A material it should be a fantastic book for those mildly interested in chemistry (yes, I'm a dropout).

I'm pretty sure if I was a postman sorting that letter I'd just eat it and carry on with my day.

I think it's a tiebreaker. Complete the roman numeral identifier of the next Saw film in 5 or less separate body parts.

GIMME AN M
gimme an e
gimme… … …h…
…

Well
now I don't need to watch it.

Yeah, I'm going to punch you until I'm Just Really Tired.

PT Anderson.

How did this get to the second page before David Lynch was mentioned?

Larry David.

These pretzels are making me alarmed.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww
stop mentioning Twitter, it makes me sad

Even after reading this review, I'm still not entirely sure what this show is. But it makes me damn glad I don't have a TV license.

Okay
The screenshot on the Lindsay Lohan link shows the police record, listing her eye colour code as BLK. Um.

Really.

Oh, shit, Robert Moore! I sing that one in the shower.

Cock push-ups? Cock push-ups.

I don't understand
You didn't specify which one of Q Magazine's "50 Bands To See Before You Die" will be playing. In fact it looks like you cut and shut two different articles.

WordArt, bitches.