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Justin Hankins
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minority report
I like part in Minority Report, to where the guys have jetpacks on, to chase Tom Cruise, even though Tom Cruise didn't do anything, and the jetpack cooks the hamburgers. My dad said, you could really do that, if you had a jetpack, and some hamburgers, even though you shouldn't, since it's a waste of a

I want to see this
I saw the commercial for this on tv, the other day, and I told my dad, that I wanted to see it. It looks good, since I like animation, plus the special effects look pretty good, even though it looks old. I like to where on Frosty the snowmans cartoon, where they say, look at Frosty go, since he

my mom likes Oprah
My mom likes Oprah, a lot actually, since she watches her show every day, even when she gets home late, and watches it, on the DVR, as a matter of fact. My mom said, Oprah is a real person, she is a real person, even though she is famous celebrity. My mom, wants to go on the show, if you want to

I didn't see this movie yet, but my mom took me to see the first one, which was okay, actually. I like the part to where Edward saves her from the car, but he tells her, we can't be friends, even though Bella, really wants to be friends with him, since he saved her. Plus, the part where Bella gets bit, she's turned

For halloween, my dad made me a future suit, with a laser gun, which was supposed to be from the future, actually. My dad said, they already have lasers, for real, except they're not as good, since they use them for surgery, not to blow up cars, or anything. My dad has his own wood shop, so he made me a pretty good

My mom bought vitamin water once, from the store. It was the grape kind, which I like, actually, even though my dad said, they should call it sugar water, since there's more sugar then vitamins. If you read the side of the bottle, they write funny stuff on there, sometimes they say, why have a tall glass of OJ, when

It's weird that he would be there, actually, since he is a rapper, and they can't rap about vampires, to be honest. Except thriller, I like the part in thriller to where that guy raps, about creatures crawling, in search of blood, to terrorize your neighborhood, but that's old, actually. Me and my dad went to wal

I like it
I should have this idea, since my dad says lots of funny things, actually. After we watched ghostbuster on dvd, my dad opens the fridge now, and he says, no monsters in there, as a joke. Plus, sometimes he answers the phone, jello, instead of hello. He says it like the food, jello, which is pretty good.

I like the part where he's skateboarding to school, in the beginning. He keeps, hollding onto the cars, actually, which is pretty good, if you ask me. My dad said, don't do that though, it's dangerous.

I like the part in ghostbusters where, he says, book stacking, he could tell it was from another year, actually. Plus the part where they fight the marshmelow man is pretty good special effects, if you want to know the truth. My dad says, no monsters in the fridge, when he opens it, sometimes as a joke.

The part in Ghostbuster 2, where the ghost steals the baby, is pretty decent special effects, to be honest. Plus, I like the part where they use the slime to make the statute of liberty come to life, that was pretty good, actually. Plus my dad likes thta song, since one time, they used it on wimbledon.

I like part where he has to go under the bus, to get the bomb, since he almost got run over. Plus, it's hard to think about a way to go less than 50 mph, if you do, the bomb could explode, as a matter of fact.

I like Lord of the Rings, it's one of my favorite movies, actually. I like the part where Gandalf catches them with the fireworks, you see them washing dishes, since he was mad. Plus thhe Nine riders are scary, because they have rings, that makes them like shadows, basically. My dad said the nine riders are like

Jurassic park
To be honest, I think the best one is Jurassic Park, even though it's old, actually. The special effects are good, like when the T rex is smelling the car, when they're inside, and I like the part where he's trying to use a computer, and it says, nu uh, you didn't use the magic word. I think it could

My neighbor takes his daughter to Orlando, because they do shows for Disney channel there, actually. She was in the crowd on one show, they told her, when the light comes on, cheer and clap, I saw her since my dad put it on DVR. It was pretty good, but I don't like disney channel, actually, since it's really for

My dad showed me that movie once, with Indiana Jones, where the bad guy says, shoot them, shoot them both. But he burned his hand, and he had to put it in the snow, but later it was good that he burned his hand, when they needed the map, actually. I thought it had a better storyline than Kingdom of the crystal

That's pretty good, actually. My dad drinks beer sometimes, he likes to call it, his beer o'clock bruskie. My mom doesn't let him drink a lot though, becasue she hides it from him, sometimes. My dad let me taste his beer one time, and I didn't like it too much, if you want to know the truth, I thought it tasted too

Well, I can't tell you where I live, since I'm online, actually. My mom said, don't tell anyone where you live, online. I can tell you the state though, is Florida. I like it here because weather is pretty good, even when it's cold up north, actually. My grandma lives up north, and when my dad talks to her, he

Well, he tried the red one first, then he didn't like it, then he told the waiter to bring him alfredo sauce, which is white, actually. He didn't like that one too, so he asked for the waiter to tell the chef to put meatballs inside of it, to make it taste good. He said the metaballs were good, but he still didn't

i like this show
Me and my dad like to watch this, because it's a way to see what it's like in a kitchen, when they cook. Usually, you don't get to see it, because they don't let you, since it's where the food is being made and you can't look at that, if you're just eating. I like Chef Ramsey, because he's a good