I think you might be at the wrong website, this isn't a sports website.

Okay, that sounds like it makes sense. I guess I could see how a cat might like the same food an alien would. One thing I noticed is how our cat won't eat his food right away, he likes to wait then eat it later. Maybe it's because the mumi doesn't smell right away? Anyway, he eats it, just not right away. Maybe he…

There's a video on the internet I saw, of David Hasselhoff eating a hamburger from Wendy's. He's drunk and he keeps falling down, plus his hamburger is falling apart, like he's not holding it right. It's weird, because you think of him as being smart and funny, then you see him like that, and it makes you think…

I think he's talking about Hitler, how when the Russians were coming he killed his dog and gave his wife poison, too. My dad let me watch Downfall on cable, which is all about how when Hitler was in the bunker, he didn't believe the war was over, he thought there were units on the map but they weren't even there…

I think it's a funny show, actually. The news part is usually good, plus when the black guy frowns it's pretty good, too. I like Gilly, because she always smiles, even though she did it. And the guy goes, Gilly, and she goes, what, like she didn't do anything, but she's smiling still.

I liked the first one, but it was too hard in some parts. I didn't use any cheat codes though. One time my mom came into my room in the part where you have to do it to the girl, and she about flipped her lid. She told my dad to take the game away, but he said it's okay, because it's just a game, and I already know…

I thought it was weird, how in District 9 the aliens like cat food. Why would they even like the taste, since they don't have cats on their planet? My dad said maybe there are proteins or something in the cat food that activate their tastebuds, but that seems dumb to me. If you're going to have aliens, then they…

Well, the only job I have so far is to feed our neighbor's dog when they go on vacation. A few months ago they went to Orlando, and I fed their dog, and they paid me twenty dollars! I used the money to buy a Harry Potter wristwatch, actually. My dad says I'll have to get a job once I'm 16, so I guess I can enjoy life…

That's what I was wondering. It seems like if you're just going to release it on two screens, you shouldn't almost bother. If it made a lot of money on one, then what is that, 2 million? Even then, you're having trouble. Plus, I was wondering if they meant screens or theaters, because one theater can have more than…

I have a monitor lizard, actually.

2 screens?
Did it say that Gentlemen Broncos only showed on two screens? That doesn't seem like very many. I'd like to know if that means two screens, or two theaters. Because, you could be in two theaters, but be on more screens, because some theaters have more than one. I didn't even know about it, but I did like…

I haven't seen Nacho Libre, but Napolean Dynamite was very good IMHO. I like the part where Napolean calls Kip to bring him some chap stick, and Kip says he's really busy right now, but all he's doing is grating some cheese (on nachos, actually…weird since that guy was talking about Nacho Libre.) I also like the part…

That receptionist sounded pretty scary to me.

Well, I think the storyline of the old movie is better. The part with the ark, where they're explaining about the ten commandments, and the part where he's drawing about the staff on the chalkboard is pretty cool. I just think the special effects look sort of fake, even though it's old. If you could mix the story of…

I don't think a rope would be as good.

My dad showed me that movie on DVD a while ago, and it was good, but I thought Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a little better. Some of the stuff, like when the guy gets killed by the ark, and that little drawer the idol is on that sinks, looks fake (I know it's an old movie, but still.) Like when the idol sinks down…

That reminds me of Anchorman where Will Ferrell goes, I have many leatherbound books that smell of rich mahogany. I like that part and the part where he's lifting weights, but he's pretending he's done way more than he really did.

I like that cat!

I just looked him up on the internet, and he is an actor. He was in "Lockdown", which I saw on cable one night, it's pretty good but it's got a lot of cussing. I don't really remember him from the movie, only Master P but he isn't rapping anymore (like DMX , maybe there's a connection for you.)

Well I wouldn't mind being a detective, but I guess "All the President's Men" got the reporter idea in my head pretty good. I like the part when they're driving around Washington all night interviewing people, then Carl Bernstein finds that one lady who gives him coffee, and she wants him to leave but he won't. He…