Here's my question: what happened to the first eight gates?

I got a mini fridge for Christmas last year, because my mom got sick of me walking into the kitchen for sodas (she gets mad when she's cooking.) So, I can play WoW and not have to get up, I can just reach over and grab a Coke zero. Plus, lunchables are better cold so i can put them in there too.

My friend Sam is Japanese, and he doesn't mind when I call him "ching chong man", he thinks it's funny actually.

I heard a joke once that goes, hey have you noticed that chicken is always made by someone in the military? Colonel Sanders and General Tso. You need to be in the military, to make chicken.

I just started taking trumpet lessons last year. My teacher said my breathing is getting much better. My favorite trumpet player is Wynton Marsalis, because he plays real jazz.

Exhausted means exhausted from drinking too much!

I actually bought a fedora from the gift shop outside of the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular. I thought it might help me look cool and sophisticated, but it's hard to make a fedora work with the rest of my wardrobe.

You have to remember, though, that Family Guy pretty much makes fun of everybody equally. Is it really racist if you hate everyone?

I'd say "Microsoft Windows is just like Family Guy, when it starts it seems okay but soon it crashes and burns".

I'm planning on majoring in journalism too. I have wanted to do so since I saw "All the President's Men". I know it's not exactly what it's like, but I like to be a detective and find things out and I can't think of a better way to do that, and to make a difference. Newspapers might not be around by the time I'm out…

Okay, that was a little weird I guess. I meant to say that the performance was good, but the venue wasn't.

I was at the Winghouse saturday night watching the UFC pay per view with my dad, and there was one part during the main event when the fighter was getting his thighs massaged by his trainer. The guy had to spread his legs while he did it, and it looked pretty gay.

I heard that Jeff Dunham had been around for a long time, but I didn't realize how long until I looked him up on the internet. According to Wikipedia, he was first on television in 1990, on the Tonight Show. Now that's a long time, I say. I wonder if he still used puppets on the Tonight Show? Because they don't have…

I saw Jeff Dunham last year at the Times Forum. It was pretty cool, but our seats were too far away to see the puppets. My dad said they shouldn't have shows like that at the Forum, because it's too big for the audience to feel like they're part of the show, and after going I have to say I agree. Also, the audio…