Seems like an increasingly common trend: Swans has chosen to ignore Detroit on their supporting tour for this album, just like most bands seem to be doing now.  Sucks.

Seems like an increasingly common trend: Swans has chosen to ignore Detroit on their supporting tour for this album, just like most bands seem to be doing now.  Sucks.

They may have looked amazing, but did they look like THE MOST AMAZING legs of lamb and chicken you have ever seen?  Because if not, you're doing it wrong.

They may have looked amazing, but did they look like THE MOST AMAZING legs of lamb and chicken you have ever seen?  Because if not, you're doing it wrong.

This really should have been followed by an "amiright?" for maximum effectiveness.

In case anyone was wondering…
This is proof that higher brain functions are slowly being eliminated from humanity. The person who buys this will be only a walking cerebellum. When someone buys a diamond made from David Caruso's hair, we'll be into brain stem territory.