That is exactly what my substitute in High School health class did.

I need Phillip saying menacing things with knives more often.

The fucking ancillary pop culture shit on this show is amazing.

She's definitely not a defector. She's leaving dead drops for the Rezidentura.

Given the dialogue of the show she was watching when she came home, this seems a serious possibility.

Or by the train tracks

Henry is amazing. You shut your whore mouth.

Anyone know what show was on that Paige was watching when Elizabeth and Phillip came home the day after telling her? The dialogue was ridiculously unsubtle.

Background: The weapon the ISI and CIA are talking about is the FIM-92B, which had a new seeker mechanism. And also gives the episode its title.

Who else went "That bitch" when Zinaida left the dead drop?

Motion to give Paige the Poor adjective rather than Martha?

"Do Svidanya comrade."

Don't kid yourself. Marx was a total pervert.

Discussion of Next Week's Preview: SHIT IS HITTING THE FAN WITH PAIGE OMG OMG OMG OMG!

"He knew I didn't like pain."

Literally, this was the worst I ever felt during an episode. I had tears in my eyes and felt a hole in my gut from the moment Elizabeth told her her mother was from Russia until she finished killing herself.

Didn't Carl witness the Dewey murder?

Woah, woah, how dare you. Sam Elliot doesn't advertise swill like Coors Light. He sells Banquet Beer. How dare you besmirch his good name.

I believe you guys are missing every single Bruce Springsteen song ever recorded.

Gretchen: What was Mr. Zuckerberg's ownership share diluted down to?