Oh Christ, not Sunday Brunch. The TV equivalent of a soiled mattress.

If this was a puzzle box, the only thing inside was "GO FUCK YOURSELF" written in catshit.

"Let me write the most childish and inane bit of irrelevant baiting you've seen in my years of doing so as a professional dramatist."

William Roache has been a main cast member of the aforementioned Coronation Street since it started, to the extent he was had no other acting roles since then. When he took the role he was 28. He is now 85.

Love Actually is regarded as little more then a footnote of British cinema. It didn't even air on any of the main channels at Christmas.

I don't know why such a fuss is being made over this, as it aired in the UK two months ago to deafening silence.

Tangerine fucking what?

Something in the way he walks,
Reminds me he's a giant slug.

Someone wasn't properly paying attention during Tron Legacy, as it's far more subtle than the video suggests. Quorra's naivety is largely because she struggles to understand what the outside world is like - if aging doesn't exist in her world, why would she not think Jules Verne was still alive? The romance was also…

The first use of the word "shit" in broadcast Doctor Who was in The Ghosts of N-Space: Part One, broadcast on BBC Radio 2 in February 1996. It probably appeared even earlier in the novels, as Transit by Ben Aaronovitch notoriously featured half a dozen uses of "fuck", and that was in December 1992.