I laughed so when Chuck mispronounced apoptosis.

I hope she beats up Heather from yoga because that cunt bought the last protein shake.

I thought Grace was the hot and more talented sister, but Mamie was shockingly hot and talented in Manhattan. I don't know what to believe any more…

The show does have a lot of promise. Hopefully Alice will loosen up soon — we get it, she's socially awkward.

I'm ashamed to admit I'm not familiar with Giamatti's work, and totally thought H. Jon Benjamin was getting peed on.

It's obviously supposed to be a power scene for her character, because it's in every single promo. Which makes it even more cringe-worthy.

HACF's renewal was pretty surprising. It was due to a combo of unusually wealthy viewers, relatively cheap production, and AMC needing a new generation of TV hits not connected to the Mad Men/Breaking Bad/Walking Dead era.

My bar was set so low after Freak Show (which was solid until they killed the clown), this season was pretty great. Sure, there were abandoned plots and some clumsiness, but AHS excels in acting and production design. When the script/pacing isn't terrible, the results are solid.

Did John Stamos have a body double for the last scene, or did he get plastic surgery on his belly button?

Hmm, I totally saw Joan's stepfather in a different light. I feel like he took responsibility for his part in their estrangement, and is merely asking for another chance. He also took down his book without a fight and offered her the sequel's manuscript, putting the power in her hands. Not to mention he told her she…

Ideally AHS should only last 10 episodes (Freak Show completely collapsed by the end, even more so than Coven). But I'm ok with extra episodes if it pays for The Americans, a show that probably loses money for FX.

Isn't the hope diamond cursed? That makes it a lot funnier.

Kinda weird Amazon would share screeners on Google Drive when they own a competing cloud storage option.

That's not an unreasonable sentence. I think for a lot of celebrity DUI cases, judges actually give out more severe punishments to make a statement.

This show is hot garbage, but also oddly watchable.

I love how they had a few Asian passengers as a last-minute red herring.

Yeah, he even said the show is named after the Beach House song, and "Nashville" was inspired by Linklater's Before trilogy.

The show never makes the obvious turns either — their relationship doesn't follow a downwards trajectory, but instead bounces up and down like a real one.

That ending where Grandma asks to sing another song, and the show cuts to credits while she continues to sing? So lovely and poignant.

The use of body doubles is also obvious as hell. They could at least spring for a few cg scenes of both twins talking face to face.