Catch Knowledge!
Congratu-horrible.

Uh, guys? I hate to be the "we've got company" guy, but…

Communism was only a red herring.

"This only works if you're Kanye West, by the way."
Actually, the movies tell me that this also works if you're Billy Idol, or Adam Sandler.

Also:

So glad this feature is back!
AND it seems you've found a way around the stagnant nature of the pop charts: cherry-picking random songs from the top 100, rather than re-capping the (virtually identical) top ten week after week. It can be interesting what sneaks into the bottom 20 or so.

My favorite column was always This Was Pop, in which one of the writers (Hyden, maybe?) graded the Billboard Top 20. Turns out the concept was unsustainable, since the pop charts are so stagnant, but it was fun to watch the grades fluctuate each month. In some cases, Stockholm Syndrome would set in, and the grades…

See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa da tah to the shama cow… 'cause that's a cama cama leepa chai, dig?

STELLA!

Hey Billy, let me borrow that violin.
YOU'RE HOGGIN' IT!

I could see why she wouldn't want to be remembered as "the blowjob girl," but I admit that I laughed at that video. "That's the opposite of what is good."

Wait, they're tweaking Halle Berry? And they want to show it on televison??

Talking Heads
No interviews? A Talking Heads film without any talking heads? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?

Nope, just saying that the guest stars Affect the atmosphere around them. They don't Effect the atmosphere around them.

Great album
Also, affect = effect

Milton Greene
So are we done with the kidney thing?

No, 30 Rock needs more Josh, not less.

YOU suck! Dallas rules!

Bill is concerned
Be careful JR! It's a trap!

Retreads vs. retards
"…Community could stand out simply by being a smart, funny show in a low-ambition crowd of retreads."