Bobby McFerrin
Bobby McFerrin raped my grandmother.

Also, "A Better Place, A Better Time."

Michael Jackson
I was born in 1984, which I think makes me a little too young to appreciate Michael Jackson. Now that he's dead, plenty of my generation are falling all over themselves to praise his music, but I don't see it. I own Thriller, and I guess I can empirically say that it's good pop music, but it doesn't…

Gotta be Aziz Ansari, Norm MacDonald, and Craig Finn.

"A recent string of movies that would embarass Uwe Boll"
I'm pretty sure it would be impossible to embarrass Uwe Boll.

WHY?
WHY, DREW? WHYYYYY?

Yes, but…
How often is McConaughey shirtless?

It's spelled "Shakespearean"
As in, check out the Shakespearean Insulter: http://www.pangloss.com/sei…

Donuts
American Girl? Surely you mean "Yer So Bad."

Fallon
Jimmy Fallon interviewed Lorne Michaels for one of those little video blog pieces he was doing up until the Late Night premiere. Fallon asks Michaels for advice, and Michaels bascially just tells him not to screw up.

Dang, O'Neal
Tell us how you really feel.

Keep it up, AV Club
You guys have always taken great pains to articulate what's acceptable in the comments. I like that you encourage a higher level of discourse from the commenters, rather than banning users or getting rid of the comment section outright. Delete all the posts you need to delete, AV Club…you'll…

A.V. nerd "Weasel" Wexler
a Noel Murray type?

Shambling, ambling rambles
are my favorite type of rambles.

shout it out loud
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to capitalize every letter of the band's name.

All I know about Harlan Ellison…
…is that the guys from Penny-Arcade don't like him.

Also
No Johnny Paycheck? Not even "Take This Job and Shove it?"

I really can't stand John Mayer's music.
It's too bad, because he seems like a cool guy.

Sure, but have you ever watched the MTV Movie Awards…
…on WEED??

Jackie Wilson!